femtique

femtique

• 01:40:19 pm on July 10, 2006 | # | 6
  

  Thanks for the laughs Azzie.

  Pick the month you were born:

  1—-I stabbed
  2—-I fucked
  3—-I smoked
  4—-I killed
  5—-I jerked off
  6—-I drunk
  7—-I licked
  8—-I raped
  9—-I cuddled with
  10—I slept with
  11—I made out with
  12—I sucked

  Pick the day (number) you were born on:

  01——an easter egg
  02——a bottle of vodka
  03——a bisexual
  04——a cat
  05——The Trojan Man
  06——a toothbrush
  07——a crackhead bitch
  08——a prostitute
  09——John Gotti
  10——bottle of henny
  11——a homo
  12——a dog
  13——an overweight Asian man
  14——a lesbian
  15——Frankie Gotti
  16——a whore
  17——Santa Clause
  18——a cow
  19——Paris Hilton
  20——an orange
  21——a horse
  22——a drug dealer
  23——a jew
  24——a pickle
  25——a french fry
  26——an arab
  27——a homeless guy
  28——a bag of weed
  29——a condom
  30——your mom
  31——a black pornstar

  Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

  White— because I love marijuana
  Black—-because I have a gigantic penis
  Pink—–because I love giving blow jobs
  Red—–because I have amazing boobs
  Blue—-because I’m a loser
  Polka Dots—-because I hate my life
  Purple—-because I’m gay
  Gray—–because I’m Rick James… bitch
  Orange—–because I have double d’s
  Green—–because I have an extreamly small dick
  Other—–because I smoke crack
  Turqoise—–because I’m beautiful
  Yellow——-because I’m a straight G
  Stripes——because I’ve done too much Acid
  No shirt——because Im a fuckin Freak In Bed!
  Brown——-because I cant get laid to save my life

   

Comments

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  fragileheart 4:40 am on July 11, 2006 | # | Reply

  Hehe… Apparently, I made out with a crackhead bitch because I love marijuana!!

  Yay I can comment again!

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  lenfu 5:42 am on July 11, 2006 | # | Reply

  better than licking the trojan man because I have double d’s! I mean, I know men have boobies, but Daammmmmm!

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  David 9:10 am on July 11, 2006 | # | Reply

  I’m gonna have to say that was your worst post ever.

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  courtney 11:05 am on July 11, 2006 | # | Reply

  I slept with a Toothbrush because i love Marijuana!

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  niki 4:10 pm on July 12, 2006 | # | Reply

  I slept with a bottle of vodka because I’m gay

  swell…

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  Khan 11:58 pm on May 16, 2009 | # | Reply

  jerked off Frankie Gotti because I have a gigantic penis??? lol